[Sandara-Park] [SandaraPark_Forever] Fw: Biro lang naman

 

Subject: FW: Biro lang naman Clocks in Heaven ??? A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on clock will move. "Oh," said the man Whose clock is that ?" "That's  Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?" asked the man. The Philippine President's clock is in Jesus office. He's using it as a " CEILING FAN" Nercy Ambat Catholic Charities USA 1731 King Street Alexandria, VA 22314 Phone: (703) 549-1390 ext. 122 Fax:     (703) 549-1656 Email: nambat@catholiccharitiesusa.org Providing Help, Creating Hope Join us September 15-18 in Phoenix for the 2005 Annual Gathering as we explore the theme of Immigration on our "Journey to Hope and Community, Un Camino Hacia La Esperanza y La Hermandad". Register NOW at www.catholiccharitiesusa.org/gathering. Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com

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