A simple diet hack, if it pleases your grace:
Go unfollow anyone who says you should do a "cleanse" or "detox" of any kind whatsoever.
Because here's what you think happens on a cleanse:
1. Fat loss
2. Detoxification
And here's what actually happens:
1. Fat loss
2. Muscle loss
3. No detoxification
4. Mind-flaying hunger and cravings
5. Explosive mud butt
6. Spending an hour every day cleaning the 47 different parts of your $500 juicer
Here's another quick diet fix:
Go unfollow anyone who says you should take a DNA or microbiome test to improve your diet.
Let me save you the $100: eat vegetables instead of cinnamon rolls and drink water instead of Oreo shakes.
And here are four more easy diet tips for improving your health and body composition:
Enjoy!
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