Hey there, You know what Halloween is missing? A mascot. Christmas has Father Frost. Easter has the rodent. Valentine's Day has bow-boy. Halloween should have someone. I propose Fred. Halloween Fred, who hurtles through the hellmouth every October in a carriage made of dodo bones and mammoth pelts, who carries bags of durians dripping in demon saliva to sling at all of the girls and boys. Halloween Fred, who looks like a beard that grew a man and then regretted it, who smells like he took a dunk in the tank of mephitic toxins that birthed the Joker. Halloween Fred, who doesn't ask "trick or treat?" but "which treat?" Which is also my question for you: Which of Legion's treats would you like to save up to 30% on? Well, our bodacious Halloween Sale has just begun, and that means you get to save up to 30% on our most popular products. There's more, too: All orders over $99 will get 10% cash back in the form of Legion gift card! Which means the more supplements you buy, the more cash you'll get! Not sure what to get? How about . . . |
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