Hey there, 248 years ago, a bunch of disgruntled Brits were told to give up their guns and pay ridiculous taxes to Crown and Country, which was blowing coin like a boozy Bourbon king. "Get stuffed," they said. "How about you get your ticket punched instead?" General Howe replied. "Get on with it then." Fisticuffs ensued, the lobsterbacks got their lumps, and a nation of Yanks were then free to pursue a new flavor of life, liberty, and happiness. And to celebrate this glorious freedom to make great gains . . . We're opening the doors to our yuge July 4th sale. And that means it's time to lock in your savings before the marauding masses ransack our wares. => Click here to shop now and claim your BOGO 50% off discount There's more, too: - Orders over $99 will get a free $10 Legion gift card.
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