Hey buddy,
Our biggest launch in history is coming very, very soon.
Like after Halloween but before Black Friday, THAT soon.
Two new coatings. Both industry firsts. Sci-Fi level sh*t.
If Elon's on our mailing list, you might want to take this up to Mars, we're deadly serious.
Faster. Harder. Longer.
Thousands of hours of research and development, beta testing, and focus groups.
Leap into a new generation of nano diamond technology.
It's exactly what you asked for, and we can't wait for you to have it.
But there's a catch...
Launch stock is limited, with the next batch due in 2024.
Register now for your exclusive 2023 access and guaranteed delivery.
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