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🚨 Father's Day Is Coming!🚨

TPJ DAD SHOUTOUT! (Pictured: Will Ferrell saying "I love you dad"))

We're celebrating the 🥜 that made you with jokes, jeans, & a gift card giveaway!!!

Get him a Tee guaranteed to make him look Perfect, even when his jokes aren't, & Jeans with pockets big enough for his endless snack stash.

Don't know pop's size?
Grab a gift card and let him choose!

🏆 Father's Day Contest! 🏆

E-mail us about your dad/fav father figure & why he's so Perfect (structured as a dad joke for bonus points) for a chance to win a TPJ gift card!
Best answer wins $300, 3 runners up win $100!

Nominate your pop by the end of Father's Day (we'll be picking winners the following day) & good luck! 🙏

Bonus Denim Dad Jokes:

Why did the ripped jeans go to therapy?
Because they were feeling distressed!

Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!

What are Mario's overalls made of?
denim denim denim

"That's not even a good joke. That's corny." "Is it corny, b****? Is it? *takes bite of corn*" - Blake Griffin & Deandre Jordan

Contest Info:
1 (one) winner will get a $300 gift card, 3 (three) runners-up get $100 gift cards! No purchase necessary. To enter, submit your nominee via email to help@theperfectjean.nyc by end of day June 18th (that's 11:59pm EST). We'll announce the winners within a few days. Contest terms & conditions (legal mumbo jumbo) can be found here.