Wake up & smell the freedom buddy!
What screams "I love liberty" harder than Trump unloading a clip of Armor Shield slugs out of a flaming '64 Mustang tailed by a bald eagle with an Uzi?
Getting free sh*t from AvalonKing, that's what.
This July 4 we're starting our own declaration of independence.
From the tyranny of wax products.
From Amazon branded wash mitts and microfibers.
From bank-breaking stealership paint protection packages.
Sign up for the early bird sale now to avoid missing out on our sweet freedom-freebies.
It's gonna be more explosive than your Uncle Jimbo's homemade hillbilly firecrackers.
And just like his fingers, when they're gone they ain't coming back...
Stay shiny, stay FREE.
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