We are thrilled to announce that Seoighe Spirits is now offering their American Legacy Moonshine for delivery straight to your doorstep, powered by NIPYATA!
Now I know what you might be thinkingβ¦
Moonshine!? Ain't that illegal? Won't it make me blind?
Fear not, my young 'Yata smashers, we've got a hard-hitting FAQ and a delicious cocktail recipe to quench your thirst for knowledge and sweet, delicious booze.
So let's dive right inβ¦
What is Moonshine?
We believe it's the perfect spirit to get you through that horrible divorce or when you want to drown out the annoying voices of your in-laws at a particularly gnarly family reunion.
It's white whiskey and it'll get you properly honed.
Drink too much and you might become a mutant...just the way you want to be.
How strong is this Seoighe American Legacy Moonshine? Will it get me all tuned up?
Seoighe is 100 proof and yes it will get you tuned up in the best way possible.
Who makes it?
The product is distilled in an undisclosed location in Virginia by a family of moonshiners who have been terrorizing Appalachia for centuries. Just kidding, it's distilled and bottled by Belmont Farm Distillery in Culpeper, VA.
What does it taste like? (Or if you're one of those people- "What is the flavor profile?")
Don't let the color fool you.
This is unaged white whiskey - it will remind you of some of your favorite lighter spirits.
Is this even legal? What if the cops show up?
It's illegal to make your own moonshine, but this Seoighe American Legacy Moonshine is 100% legal.
If the cops show up, just act cool and like you've been here before.
Will it give me the liquid strength and courage to smash open a NIPYATA! with a single stroke of the smashin' stick?
Before your next smash session, we highly recommend a bottle of Seoighe.
Rumor has it, Michael Jordan once drank two bottles of Moonshine, played 36 holes of golf (4 over par) and then later that same day dropped 43 points on the Indiana Pacers.
Should I mix it with something or shoot it straight like John Wayne?
There really is no wrong way to drink American Legacy Moonshine.
If you'd like to create a delicious cocktail, follow the recipe below.
If you want to attempt to drink yourself blind, drink it straight with a straight face at a fast pace.
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