Ang Kano at ang Pinoy
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in USA one morning... coffee,
croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American, chewing a bubblegum,
sits
down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the Kano who,nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy:(nayayabangan sa Kano) "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Pinoy listens in silence.
Still the American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of Course."
Kano: (cracking his bubblegum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell the jam to the Philippines."
Pinoy:(asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
Kano: "Why of course we do."
Pinoy: (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used
them?"
Kano: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America..."
BWAHAHAHA!!!
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